FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHTER

I crawled the ocean – where everything was mine
I crossed the forest with the daughter of Frankenstein
She was so pretty and I could see
When your daddy’s a monster – it’s just not so easy

She read the sermon on the mount
I licked the crumbs on her plate
We never talked religion or faith
I knew it was a mistake

I called her cupcake – she called me tiramisu
We were so even well I could do everything she could do
No competition – no struggle ‘bout being on top
No alternating love seasons – ‘cause she was cold or she was hot

She read the sermon on the mount
I licked the crumbs on her plate
We never talked religion or faith
I knew it was a mistake
I walk on land like a sailor on leave
I’m looking for something to eat
I got percussion beating in my ear
My routine completely complete

She was dynamic – she made my poor bones ache
I was mis-suited – for this lady from the lake
The waitress passed our table
And I pinched her right on her ass
She said where are your manners
I said honey I’m learning fast

She read the sermon on the mount
I licked the crumbs on her plate
We never talked religion or faith
I knew it was a mistake
I walk on land like a sailor on leave
I’m looking for something to eat
I got percussion beating in my ear
My routine completely complete
I’m gonna hire myself a cleanup crew
It’s a job for three well maybe two
You are the sole object of my desire
You’re gonna meet me in the casino my guns for hire

I crawled the ocean – where everything was mine
I crossed the forest with the daughter of Frankenstein
the daughter of Frankenstein